The South Australian Liberal party has clarified what they meant by their ’50 cent public transport’ proposal that they are planning on taking to the 2026 South Australian state election. Under the policy South Australia would sell off its public transport for 50 cents a pop.
While many outlets have reported that the policy would mean cheaper public transport fares for South Australians, state Liberals have been quick to clarify that this will not be the case.
“Oh no, they will be much, much more expensive under a Liberal government,” the Opposition Leader for Passengers Who Listen to Shitty Music On Trains Without Headphones, Fermentina Glimp, told Adelaide Mail. “We’re talking 30, 40 dollars just to travel a couple of stops.
“Our leader…I think his name is Dave? He’s very committed to righting the wrongs of this Labor Government and getting public transport back in the hands of the people who deserve it. The private sector.”
The Liberals also confirmed that for 75 cents, some billionaire will be able to purchase the desalination plant. For 40 cents, you could pick up Parliament House and for 20 cents you can purchase former Liberal Premier Rob Kerin.
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