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Government throws the best ever foam party on the Glenelg shore

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Crowds flocked to Glenelg this week after the South Australian Government announced it would no longer refer to the algal bloom as an “environmental issue,” but rather as “the hottest ticketed foam party of the summer.”

Glenelg residents were awoken on Thursday morning to the sounds of Ministry of Sound’s 2003 Annual, while revellers played in the perfectly safe sea foam.

Health experts have warned that swimming in the foam could lead to mild nausea, rashes and shortness of breath. All mild symptoms in comparison to what you might have picked up at one of Church nightclub’s foam parties in the mid-2000s.

Meanwhile, Jetty Road traders welcomed the initiative, although complained that the entirety of the shopping precinct had become covered in the sticky residue from spilled Midori Illusion shots.

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