8 July, 2026 South Australia's Other Fake News Source

Author: <span>Dan Schmidt</span>


Glenelg tram line announces temporary opening

8 July, 2026

8 July, 2026

In a bizarre break from tradition, the Glenelg tram line has confirmed it may someday resume normal services, for a...

Thousands of South Australians suddenly report hearing constant high-pitched whining noise in ears

16 December, 2025

16 December, 2025

Panic swept across the state this morning as thousands of South Australians reported hearing a persistent, high-pitched whining sound in...

Woman makes mistake of going to Rundle Mall during school holidays

8 October, 2025

8 October, 2025

Popping out on her lunch break to grab a few things from Adelaide’s eighth best shopping district, office worker Helen...

Local man optimistic 45th Bertie Beetle of the week will somehow taste better than the previous 44

16 September, 2025

16 September, 2025

In a bold display of misplaced hope and digestive resilience, local man Cole O’Pteran has declared that his 45th Bertie...

Barnacle Bill showbag already starting to smell

2 September, 2025

2 September, 2025

It has only been one week since William Cruztayzion made the financial misdeed of attending the Royal Adelaide Show with...

South Road roadworks to be Heritage Listed

27 August, 2025

27 August, 2025

The South Road roadworks in Adelaide have been granted heritage status by the State Heritage Infrastructure Trust, a decision celebrating its longstanding presence in the cultural landscape. While some commuters express mixed feelings, this listing ensures the roadworks' preservation, allowing future generations to experience similar traffic inconveniences.

Entire city collectively forgets how to drive

24 June, 2025

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With the unprecedented event of what is scientifically known as “water falling from the sky”, Adelaide motorists have evidently just...

Conservative dad still loves watching the local 7pm ABC News for some reason

12 June, 2025

12 June, 2025

A local conservative right-leaning father who firmly believes the Australian Broadcasting Corporation is the “Woke propaganda arm of the Greens...

City of Himeji unveils Adelaide Garden

14 May, 2025

14 May, 2025

In a surprising twist of international camaraderie, Adelaide’s sister city, Himeji, Japan, has unveiled its very own “Adelaide Garden”, inspired...

“Adelaide’s so boring” mates already booking their third trip back this year

26 February, 2025

26 February, 2025

A group of Melbourne mates are currently experiencing a severe case of cognitive dissonance (even for Victorians), by continuing to...