2 June, 2026 South Australia's Other Fake News Source

Category: <span>Transport</span>


New school zone speed limits “definitely not revenue-raising” says new Police Commissioner, a six-foot tall Fabergé egg

26 May, 2026

26 May, 2026

South Australia’s new 40km/h school zone speed limits have come under fire, with motorists labelling them “confusing”, “pointless” and “why...

The O-Bahn Counter

2 April, 2026

2 April, 2026

Congratulations Adelaide! You’ve made it 365 days without some idiot driving on to the O-Bahn!

Growing number of tobacco stores going un-firebombed thanks to fuel crisis

31 March, 2026

31 March, 2026

TRENT BARTLETT Concerned South Australians have begun speaking out about the unsettling trend of tobacco stores around the city and...

Adelaide commuters urged to save petrol by taking forbidden shortcut

30 March, 2026

30 March, 2026

TRENT BARTLETT In a decisive move designed to get South Australians out of their cars more quickly, authorities have urged...

Entire train deeply confused by passenger getting off at Chidda

28 October, 2025

28 October, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT In a completely unprecedented situation, a passenger on a Gawler Central-bound train has alighted at Chidda Railway Station....

Liberals clarify public transport proposal: “No, no we want to SELL our trains and trams for 50c”

22 September, 2025

22 September, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT The South Australian Liberal party has clarified what they meant by their ’50 cent public transport’ proposal that...

South Road roadworks to be Heritage Listed

27 August, 2025

27 August, 2025

The South Road roadworks in Adelaide have been granted heritage status by the State Heritage Infrastructure Trust, a decision celebrating its longstanding presence in the cultural landscape. While some commuters express mixed feelings, this listing ensures the roadworks' preservation, allowing future generations to experience similar traffic inconveniences.

Entire city collectively forgets how to drive

24 June, 2025

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With the unprecedented event of what is scientifically known as “water falling from the sky”, Adelaide motorists have evidently just...

The Advertiser once again proves why it’s so important to support journalism with a report on…speed bumps

16 June, 2025

16 June, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT Satirical newspaper The Advertiser has given us yet another reminder of the importance of journalism, filing a story...

FIVEaa caller still blaming “woke Frome st bike lane” for most of the things he’s angry about

4 June, 2025

4 June, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT A long-time FIVEaa listener and long-time caller, has pinpointed the downfall of western society to one 1.1km piece...