14 May, 2024

Author: <span>Trent Bartlett</span>


Port Adelaide Council sets Birkenhead Bridge to HARD MODE for the day

15 January, 2024

15 January, 2024

TRENT BARTLETT The Birkenhead Bridge’s difficulty level has been reset to a difficulty level of ‘novice’ following complaints from a...

“Thanks Optus!”, FIVEaa listener laments wasted morning spent unable to text what “he reckons”

8 November, 2023

8 November, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT With the full scale of this morning’s Optus outage still to be fully understood, sociologists are urging the...

Mysterious Port Adelaide dome’s content revealed: It was Tim Noonan in there all along!

6 November, 2023

6 November, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT The owners of the mysterious white dome that appeared in Port Adelaide (before being blown away in a...

“Should be fine”, says Year 12 now counting exactly how many hours left to start revising for tomorrow’s exam

6 November, 2023

6 November, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT As Year 12 teachers continue to peddle the lie that students should be starting to wind down their...

“SA needs more live music” says Harvest Rock punter before ignoring live music for another 6 months

30 October, 2023

30 October, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT Music promoters have been left wondering whether there might still be life in Adelaide’s schedule of touring international...

Nova 919 adds unprecedented THIRD song to their playlist

23 October, 2023

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TRENT BARTLETT In what is being described by industry experts as “this must be some mistake”, purveyors of both inane...

St Bernards Fruit & Veg guy doing all he can to help us feel no guilt about shopping at ALDI

17 October, 2023

17 October, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT A Rostrevor-based internet fruit and vegetable salesman has continued his long-running efforts to boost the sales of multinational...

Granny Flat scheme means thousands of South Aussies about to get their very own Nudge from Hey Dad..!

3 October, 2023

3 October, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT In a nod to 90s sitcoms, a new government initiative will give homeowners across the state a chance...

Next 8 hours of office chat reserved for ‘that weather last night’

3 October, 2023

3 October, 2023

When the most interesting thing to happen to the typical office employee between the hours of 5pm and 9am is...

Fresh from Vegas warm-up show, U2 set to perform out the front of that Rundle Lantern thing

2 October, 2023

2 October, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT Following on from a Las Vegas warm-up show, Irish “rockers” U2 have landed in Adelaide for their showpiece...