31 May, 2023

Author: <span>Trent Bartlett</span>


Send help. Stuck in traffic on way to Yorke’s. Running out of food. Tell wife I love her.

12 June, 2021

12 June, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT It’s been fourteen hours since we left home bound for Innes National Park. We thought that we were...

Ian Perrie also rejects AFL Hall Of Fame honour in solidarity and because he wasn’t offered

11 June, 2021

11 June, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT Adelaide Crows superstar forward Ian Perrie has become the second Australian football legend to turn down the honour...

Collingwood given all-clear to play as long as they promise not to touch the footy

2 June, 2021

2 June, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT In an eleventh-hour decision, South Australian authorities have given Collingwood players and staff an exemption to travel into...

The Queen just found out Elizabeth is named after her and she is fucking pissed

31 May, 2021

31 May, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT As if her year couldn’t get any worse, Queen Elizabeth II has just learned that the northern Adelaide...

SA finally reveals REAL tourism ad asking people to: ‘Perform Cunnilingus In The Coonawarra’

24 May, 2021

24 May, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT Off the back of a popular April Fool’s Day prank calling on Aussies to Go Down South With...

State government announces replacement for Adelaide 500: The Royal Adelaide 500

21 May, 2021

21 May, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT With opposition to the cancellation of the Adelaide 500 reaching fever pitch the state government have announced that...

Police QR code blitz enabling that one high school mate to go full Pete Evans-mode on Facebook

17 May, 2021

17 May, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT When South Australian Police stopped Con Spiros just inside the door of Adelaide’s classiest venue, the Skycity Casino,...

Apparently Di from Modbury thinks that shops are only allowed to have one employee each

13 May, 2021

13 May, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT Whenever the state government finds a renewed focus on shop trading hours, it can mean one of two...

Supercars drivers somehow all leave The Bend on retail traineeship wages

9 May, 2021

9 May, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT Supercars drivers will leave South Australia following this weekend’s race at The Bend looking forward to a bright...

Port performs angry costume change to make their closing argument through the power of song

9 May, 2021

9 May, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT The Port Power Football Club have turned up the heat in their enduring fight to wear their favourite...