29 September, 2023

Category: <span>News</span>


Harvard and Yale students break out their Flinders and UniSA hoodies as season changes

27 September, 2023

27 September, 2023

As the weather begins to drop in the United States, students from prestigious colleges in America’s north-east are busting out...

Qualified “Doctor” finally weighs in on Aliir Aliir controversy

31 July, 2023

31 July, 2023

TOM STEWART An eastern suburbs doctor has added his opinion to the growing public controversy over Aliir Aliir’s head knock...

“So we’re all just going to ignore how hilarious this is just because it’s Gran’s wake?”

23 June, 2023

23 June, 2023

The extended family of recently passed Murray Bridge resident, Dee Ceased, gathered at the local funeral home to pay their...

Terrain must be heaps rough around all Adelaide’s private schools, hey?

2 June, 2023

2 June, 2023

Each morning and afternoon, a flock of Sports Utility Vehicles, Light Trucks, Jeeps and Dual Cab Utes with trays smaller...

“It’s not called Rugby!” yells man describing what is very clearly Rugby

30 May, 2023

30 May, 2023

As dozens of South Australians pretend to be excited about something they barely understand, residents from some other parts of...

Introducing O-Bet! A gambling app for betting on when the next car drives on the O-Bahn

24 May, 2023

24 May, 2023

After failing to find financial success in the overcrowded scummy news industry, Adelaide Mail are changing direction by attempting to...

“My family is from Dublin too!” says man in desperate pickup attempt

17 March, 2023

17 March, 2023

With Saint Patrick’s Day festivities well underway in Australia, everyone with even the smallest amount of Irish heritage is pretending...

Joe reckons his “Adelaide Fridge Festival” will be just as popular and fun

9 March, 2023

9 March, 2023

Adelaide Furniture and Electrical mogul, Joe, is hoping to cash in on some second-hand excitement from the Adelaide Fringe Festival...

Lightsview resident who refuses to use own garage and driveway complains about street parking

3 February, 2023

3 February, 2023

Disgruntled Lightsview resident, Anne Grey-Parker, has once again submitted a formal complaint to local council regarding an ongoing problem that...

The Adelaide Giants accidentally gave us media passes so now we legally have to write about them

31 January, 2023

31 January, 2023

Through what we can only assume is some sort of clerical error, our “newspaper” was given media passes to an...