26 January, 2023

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As weather warms, SA’s feral population begin annual migration to Henley Beach

20 December, 2022

20 December, 2022

With the Clipsal Superloop Adelaide 500 VALO 500 complete and signs of warmer weather in South Australia, the State’s feral...

QUIZ: Which Adelaide Road Are You??

12 December, 2022

12 December, 2022

Are you SMART enough to take this quiz?

Following Ross Lyon announcement, Robert Shaw faxes Crows “just to see how they’re going”

24 October, 2022

24 October, 2022

MATT FREEMAN In light of St Kilda’s appointment of Ross Lyon as coach for the second time, former Adelaide Crows...

Masks mandates for Adelaide public transport to return because you’re all ugly and stink

30 September, 2022

30 September, 2022

One week after the requirement for masks to be worn on public transport was lifted, it has been decided that...

Local dealer making absolute bank thanks to Illuminate Adelaide

8 July, 2022

8 July, 2022

Adelaide’s festival of lights (the non-religious one) has unintentionally stimulated the local economy, according to local stimulant economists. Adelaide Mail...

Gotcha! New Transport Minister doesn’t even know figure of cars driven on O-Bahn each week

13 April, 2022

13 April, 2022

With the Federal Election campaign heating up, lazy journalists are continuing to try and catch out politicians for not knowing...

Premier Pete gets right onto fixing the ramping issues

22 March, 2022

22 March, 2022

South Australia’s new Premier has wasted absolutely no time acting upon his promise of fixing the ramping issues. However, it...

Everyone laughs at the big fake googly eyes, but nobody is laughing about the big fake dildo we put on Scotty

17 January, 2022

17 January, 2022

In our desperate attempt to gain approval from local hilarious meme-lords and bumper-sticker-merchants, Shit Adelaide, we here at Adelaide Mail...

SA girl Cassie Sainsbury reportedly excited for upcoming “White Wedding”

19 November, 2021

19 November, 2021

TOM STEWART With news breaking yesterday that local girl Cassandra Sainsbury is engaged, it is reported she is now looking...

6 Classic Adelaide Crows Moments We’ll Never, Ever, Ever, Ever Forget

15 November, 2021

15 November, 2021

MATTHEW DEVITT 1. The Toyota marketing department launches a football team Desperate to increase the fledgling sales of its 4-door...