20 May, 2022

Author: <span>adelaidemail</span>


Gotcha! New Transport Minister doesn’t even know figure of cars driven on O-Bahn each week

13 April, 2022

13 April, 2022

With the Federal Election campaign heating up, lazy journalists are continuing to try and catch out politicians for not knowing...

Premier Pete gets right onto fixing the ramping issues

22 March, 2022

22 March, 2022

South Australia’s new Premier has wasted absolutely no time acting upon his promise of fixing the ramping issues. However, it...

Everyone laughs at the big fake googly eyes, but nobody is laughing about the big fake dildo we put on Scotty

17 January, 2022

17 January, 2022

In our desperate attempt to gain approval from local hilarious meme-lords and bumper-sticker-merchants, Shit Adelaide, we here at Adelaide Mail...

SA girl Cassie Sainsbury reportedly excited for upcoming “White Wedding”

19 November, 2021

19 November, 2021

TOM STEWART With news breaking yesterday that local girl Cassandra Sainsbury is engaged, it is reported she is now looking...

6 Classic Adelaide Crows Moments We’ll Never, Ever, Ever, Ever Forget

15 November, 2021

15 November, 2021

MATTHEW DEVITT 1. The Toyota marketing department launches a football team Desperate to increase the fledgling sales of its 4-door...

Science proves it – Crows on track to be 2029 premiers!

22 August, 2021

22 August, 2021

MATT FREEMAN A combination of dodgy statistical modelling, along with the readings from the tea leaves from Crows fans’ thermos...

Walkerville to be renamed Eddiebettsville

18 August, 2021

18 August, 2021

Despite being neither walkable or anything to do with the disgraced Taylor Walker, the suburb of Walkerville is to be...

8 Common Phrases Only Adelaide People Will Understand

7 August, 2021

7 August, 2021

These are SUCH Adelaide phrases.

Maslin Beach declared as exposure site (but has nothing to do with COVID-19)

21 July, 2021

21 July, 2021

With the list of local COVID-19 exposure sites growing quicker than that bloke behind the bushes, another has been added...

Shocked South Road business owners have property acquired after only 53 years notice

8 July, 2021

8 July, 2021

TY INNANE A number of businesses told they’ll be acquired for the north-south corridor project expressed dismay and disbelief today....