An enraged former student of Adelaide’s prestigious Prince Alfred College has slammed suggestions that he attended the equally-esteemed St Peter’s College, according to reports.
Witnesses report that Mitcham man Connor Mandingthwaite was in queue to pay for petrol when an old friend approached him.
“This bloke came up to him to chat”, reports witness Codge Brugley.
“I could have sworn it was his twin brother. They both had RMs on. They were both on the phone talking about how much they despise the people that rent their houses and they were both trying to get to the front of the line by telling people who their fathers are.
“So he starts saying how they knew each other from somewhere. He starts listing off possible places that they could have met, you know, Liberal Party convention, Young Liberal Party convention, Annual Puffer Vest Wearers’ convention. But when he mentioned St Peter’s College, well, he just blew up”.
Mandingthwaite reportedly grew red in the face from yelling, eventually passing out on the servo’s floor from anger at the sheer audacity of the suggestion, I mean, come on, how many Australian cricket captains has Saints produced? Hard to say.
Luckily, Mandingthwaite regained consciousness before OTR management enacted a company-wide policy to compulsorily acquire any object, living or otherwise, found within twenty metres of an OTR for more than four consecutive hours.
The Adelaide Mail approached Mandingthwaite for comment. Not to verify any details we just wanted to see what would happen when we said he went to Saints’. – Recommended 5/5
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