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These 6 gifs of Keith Martyn are such 2020 mood vibes

DAN SCHMIDT

In a genius effort to gain readership from both the gen z and boomer markets, we here at Adelaide Mail have combined hacky clickbait with retro local weatherman and heart-throb, Keith Martyn.

When he wasn’t in charge of K-Mart or dictating when local housewives must do their washing, Keith Martyn was predicting the weather. But did you know he was also predicting these mad 2020 vibes in these gifs? OMG! (shocked face emoji).

Here’s Keith promoting his almanac, but he’s probably thinking “2020 is gonna be ALL MANIC!”. Also, “Star Signs”? (omg wtf right?!). I’m hoping that this star signs an almanac for me:

In 2020 we’ve certainly felt the pressure rising, rising, rising up:

“Let me hear Keith say this year is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!”

There’s certainly been something fishy about this year. (Keith probably caught all these himself, LMAO (crying laughing emoji)):

But things are certainly looking up! (We know that touching your face and licking your finger is so not 2020 mood vibes, but to be honest there aren’t that many Keith Martyn clips available online):

And we know that with a smile, wink and nod, it’ll all be alright in the end:

Cheers, Keith.

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