Shit Adelaide shuts down having successfully bullied every last person having a mental health episode on a bus

In terrible news for the most boring guy in your group chat, local edgelords and serial blockers of us, Shit Adelaide have announced their retirement from flying off the handle in their DMs at anything approaching feedback.

Citing the strenuous effort and hours involved in waiting for people to message you, abusing them and reposting their content, the hilarious jokesters behind the pages ‘Shit Adelaide’ and ‘Just Adelaide Things’ have decided to hang up the block button.

While the true identities of the people behind the pages remain unknown, Adelaide Mail can exclusively speculate that it was probably being used as one of 627 alternative business names in use by plumbing conglomerate Metropolitan Plumbing.

‘There is nothing unusual about operating your business under hundreds of different names,’ Metropolitan Plumbing boss Jordrëin Issblokkd told us from his spot in the queue at the Department of Births, Deaths and Marriages.

‘I have thousands of pseudonyms plus I change my name legally every three days, and there’s nothing suspicious about that. It’s to avoid catching strays from smartarse fake news sites who think got sidetracked when they were trying to write an article about a meme page.

‘If they’re so good, why don’t they have 200,000 followers?’

At this point, we became lost in the layers of attempted satire and began awaiting our threatening legal letter from the plumbing company.