HO-HO-HO-BAHN: Well, it’s happened again. In the early ours of this morning another overseas visitor has taken their vehicle onto the O-Bahn tracks.
When the white haired gentleman was asked why he ignored all the signs and flashing lights, he reportedly responded that he is usually drawn to flashing lights, so he thought he’d be okay.
The man was described as elderly, not from South Australia, and driving an older but very well maintained vehicle, meeting all the standard criteria for an O-Bahn incident.
But in a strange twist, before emergency services and the rescue crane could arrive to assist, a source on the scene stated that the vehicle was magically pulled away from the tracks by flying deer with bright noses.
However, this source is the same guy we always see smoking drugs underneath the Smart Road overpass, so we don’t really know what to believe here.