6 September, 2026 South Australia's Other Fake News Source

BREAKING: Modbury Hospital still a really fugly building

DAN SCHMIDT

With news of a positive COVID-19 case in the North-East suburbs, we hope that it is fully vaccinated against the City of Tea Tree Gully.

However, with uncertainty remaining around the suspected outbreak, one thing remains certain. How fucking ugly Modbury Hospital actually is. Good luck to any news crews trying to get a good angle of that thing.

We know they’ve done upgrades, but would you look at that thing?! Sheesh.

Anyway, we’re just happy that the North-East is making the news for something other than a stabbing, robbery or motorist on the O-Bahn.

Stay safe, fellow North-Easterners.

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