26 January, 2023

We rank Adelaide’s best TikTok stars

DAN SCHMIDT

Whether they’re annoying shoppers while filming cringey shit in Rundle Mall or thinking their videos actually get that many views, there’s one thing we can all agree on, TikTok content creators truly don’t deserve any attention outside of the app.

That’s why we’re instead developing some wholesome content in rating the best Adelaide Tic Tocs! (Sorry, we just realised that we spelt the name wrong in the headline. Definitely too late to change it now, oh well).

3 – White

Simple and honest, but still hits the spot. Also probably won’t harvest your data without consent.

2 – Pink

Whilst it can’t record facial biometric identifiers, what this sassy and sweet Tic Toc can record is the right time for a treat (providing the time is exactly what is on the back of the biscuit).

1 – Yellow

Sophisticated, tangy and bright. Undoubtedly Adelaide’s best Tic Toc star. The only privacy concerns we have with the yellow Tic Toc is how many we will eat in private. Om-nom-nom-nom.

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