Tag: <span>coronavirus</span>

News, Transport

Returning SA residents can now undertake 14 Day Quarantine stuck on South Road on way home from airport

8 September, 2021 Dan Schmidt

With border restrictions rapidly easing and/or increasing between many Australian states, one new local initiative gives returning South Australian residents...

News, Transport

Local Dad refuses Astrazeneca because he’s heard Astras have a bad name

13 August, 2021 Dan Schmidt

54 year old Cam Mirra of Elizabeth has told his adult children that despite being eligible, he won’t get the...

Food & Drink, News

16-39 year olds eligible for vaccine haven’t been this excited about Shotz since 2008

12 August, 2021 Dan Schmidt

With news breaking that all people aged 16 to 39 in SA will be eligible to book a Pfizer vaccine...

News, Shopping

Shoppers still avoiding Tea Tree Plaza (Not because of COVID, it’s just bad.)

29 July, 2021 Dan Schmidt

As restrictions on shopping centres lift, many residents of the mighty North East are still choosing not to head to...

Life, News

Maslin Beach declared as exposure site (but has nothing to do with COVID-19)

21 July, 2021 adelaidemail

With the list of local COVID-19 exposure sites growing quicker than that bloke behind the bushes, another has been added...

News

BREAKING: Modbury Hospital still a really fugly building

19 July, 2021 Dan Schmidt

With news of a positive COVID-19 case in the North-East suburbs, we hope that it is fully vaccinated against the...

News, Politics

“Sure, I feel bad for this whole COVID thing, but they DID steal our Grand Prix” – Premier says

27 May, 2021 adelaidemail

Premier Steven Marshall has stopped short of apologising to his Victorian counterparts over a medi-hotel leak that has led to...

News

Police QR code blitz enabling that one high school mate to go full Pete Evans-mode on Facebook

17 May, 2021 Trent Bartlett

TRENT BARTLETT When South Australian Police stopped Con Spiros just inside the door of Adelaide’s classiest venue, the Skycity Casino,...

News

Vaccine now offered to anyone 70 or over. 98% of Victor Harbor to be inoculated by next week.

18 March, 2021 Dan Schmidt

As the COVID-19 vaccination roll-out enters the next phase, any person over the age of 70 is eligible for the...

Life, News

Changes to medi-hotel rules means no more licking guests in quarantine without a permit

25 November, 2020 Trent Bartlett

TRENT BARTLETT It has been a tradition in South Australia since the nineteenth century, but one stroke of a pen...

Breaking News

Glenelg tram line announces temporary opening8 July, 2026
In a bizarre break from tradition, the Glenelg tram line has confirmed it may someday resume normal services, for a...
The O-Bahn Counter1 July, 2026
Congratulations Adelaide! You’ve made it 365 days without some idiot driving on to the O-Bahn!
Premier seen pacing hallways in cold sweats after almost going 36 hours without announcing a sporting event11 June, 2026
South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas has reportedly been found pacing the halls of Parliament House in a drenched polo shirt...
PAC old scholar FURIOUS at mere suggestion he went to Saints for some reason27 May, 2026
TRENT BARTLETT An enraged former student of Adelaide’s prestigious Prince Alfred College has slammed suggestions that he attended the equally-esteemed...
New school zone speed limits “definitely not revenue-raising” says new Police Commissioner, a six-foot tall Fabergé egg26 May, 2026
South Australia’s new 40km/h school zone speed limits have come under fire, with motorists labelling them “confusing”, “pointless” and “why...