The extended family of recently passed Murray Bridge resident, Dee Ceased, gathered at the local funeral home to pay their respects earlier this morning. However, some loved ones in attendance couldn’t believe that nobody even made a slight remark or reference to the name of the funeral home, despite the relatively sombre occasion.
‘This is ridiculous’ said one of Dee’s nephews to himself ‘Yeah, I get that this is sad and all that, but c’mon, everyone knows this is funny as. Should I say something? Maybe that’ll help lighten the mood. Gran wouldn’t want us to be sad’ he thought, whilst seriously contemplating interrupting the eulogy just so he could break the tension.
‘Everyone has noticed the name of this place, surely’ he thought ‘So why shouldn’t I break the ice?’
Despite many others in the chapel thinking the exact same thing, nobody said shit. A big disappointment for most in attendance.
Adelaide Mail tried to contact Minge Chapel for comment, but our editors couldn’t stop laughing like 12 year olds every time they attempted to dial the number.