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Adelaide’s Top 5 Instagram Accounts

DAN SCHMIDT

Look, we’re too lazy and unfunny to come up with a new hilarious headline for you all today. So we thought we’d just slap together one of those lazy lists that require little effort like The Advertiser has been doing recently. The only difference is that ours isn’t behind a paywall, thus making it more official.

Instagram, although rapidly declining in popularity with the recent emergence of TikTok and resurgence of MySpace, is a social media app that you can use when you feel like looking at ads.

Here are the Top 5 Adelaide Instagram accounts as rated by Adelaide Mail:

5 – South Aussie With Cosi

Andrew “Cosi” Costello provides regular updates around all the fantastic things happening in South Australia along with some great giveaways and sharing some hilarious pixelated boomer Facebook memes.

4 – Adelady

If you feel like you’re just not getting enough advertisements in your Instagram feed, then Adelady is a must follow. Constantly posting the most beautiful and stylish sponsored content our great city has to offer, Adelady is the home of local fun, food and fashion. Fun fact, the name “Adelady” is a combination of the words “Advertisements” and “Lady”.

3 – Adelaide Mail

Taking a local look at satirical news, Adelaide Mail is South Australia’s sub-par answer to The Onion. (To be honest, we just put ourselves on the list incase anyone Googles “Top Adelaide Instagram Accounts”. We don’t have a marketing budget and feel this might help).

2 – GlamAdelaide

Ever seen a local jetty? Yes?! Oh, well how about the South Port Beach Stairs? Oh…well how about seeing them from different angles, with multiple neon filters, and lots of drone shots? If not, GlamAdelaide is a great local account for all your reposted SA shots.

1 – Just Adelaide Things

To be honest, we’re not exactly sure what this account is because we can’t see it for some unknown reason. It must be really good though because people are always messaging us their content and saying things like “Guys, is this you two punching on around Hindley again?” or “Dan, is this your hairy crack captured on the 541 bus?”. The answers are probably yes, but the images just won’t load, weird. Maybe we need to upgrade our iPhone 4 or something.

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