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Adelaide poaches Open Mouth Kissing Strangers You’ve Just Met Festival from Victoria

TRENT BARTLETT

In news that has been sitting on our desk for years, but we never got around to writing a story about but now we’re running so low on ideas that even this yellowing newspaper clipping that was left on our desk and was originally used to wrap my 2017 Kris Kringle present, Adelaide has a new festival.

SA has poached Melbourne’s famous Open Mouth Kissing Strangers You’ve Just Met Festival, a boon for Adelaide and an event that we assume is just as safe and popular now in 2020 as it was when it was still newsworthy.

Hear the audio report in our latest episode of Adelaide Mail Tonight:

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