24 October, 2026 South Australia's Other Fake News Source

Train carriage at new Burnside Camilla store lets locals experience public transport without going anywhere near the type of people who catch trains

TRENT BARTLETT

Burnside Village’s updated Camilla boutique store has solved the public transport problem that has been plaguing the eastern suburbs for decades, the physical inability of anybody east of Fullarton Road to knowingly board public transport.

The store’s prop train carriage features velvet seats, digital window displays and the sound of Aussie hip-hop being played as loud as possible through a smartphone speaker.

“We wanted to give the residents of Adelaide’s eastern suburbs the opportunity to live, just for a moment, like some of those salt-of-the-earth, erm, people,” says Creant Logcabin, Director of In-Store Experience and Public Transport Cosplay at Camilla.

“The train doesn’t go anywhere, it just sits there stationary. So technically it’s a fairly accurate representation of how quickly an Adelaide train can get you to your destination.

“It’s the perfect opportunity for our customers to live a day in the life of a working class, erm, person. Catch the train, rub shoulders with a stranger in a crowded carriage then slip into their $740 silk caftan.”

Related Posts

Local livestreamed gigs to be replaced with livestreamed pokie rooms

8 April, 2020

8 April, 2020

With the coronavirus shutting down the city’s remaining live music venues, bands have begun turning to the internet to live...

Turns out Christies Beach sludge spill just rejected Caleb Bond articles

13 November, 2018

13 November, 2018

A break-in at the Christies Beach sewage treatment plant has seen the nearby beach closed for a stretch of 200...

Resident of Not In Service always has entire bus to himself

4 June, 2020

4 June, 2020

A resident of one of Adelaide’s lesser known inner-outer suburbs, Not In Service, has continued to regularly catch public transport...

PAC old scholar FURIOUS at mere suggestion he went to Saints for some reason

27 May, 2026

27 May, 2026

TRENT BARTLETT An enraged former student of Adelaide’s prestigious Prince Alfred College has slammed suggestions that he attended the equally-esteemed...

Stupid Klemzig resident gets on express bus again

1 October, 2019

1 October, 2019

For the fourth time in as many weeks, Branden Burg of Klemzig has once again managed to find himself on...

Playford resident quickly finds out why House & Land package was so cheap

8 October, 2018

8 October, 2018

Finally deciding to bite the bullet of home ownership, Mel Ashton, 29, of Smithfield, felt she could not go past...

Theology states St. Agnes is the Patron Saint of filthy hangovers

8 December, 2020

8 December, 2020

After minutes of research, religious scholars have uncovered that St Agnes is the Patron Saint of absolutely rotten hangovers and...

Identically-dressed gang members terrorising Schoolies with Jesus talk

23 November, 2019

23 November, 2019

A terrifying new youth gang, reportedly referring to themselves as ‘The Green Team’ are already striking fear into the hearts...

Every Polites building to be heritage listed in 2020

6 September, 2019

6 September, 2019

In a surprising move by the SA Heritage Listing Council, it has been deemed that each and every Polites building...

Adelaide’s own Squid Game?! We replaced the glass over the museum squid and a kid fell in.

26 October, 2021

26 October, 2021

Desperate to keep up with the latest trends in a bid to attract more readers, Adelaide Mail are here to...

We rank Adelaide’s best TikTok stars

29 June, 2021

29 June, 2021

Whether they’re annoying shoppers while filming cringey shit in Rundle Mall or thinking their videos actually get that many views,...

Latest Georgina Downer anti-ALP advertisement seems legit

25 February, 2019

25 February, 2019

Despite the controversial first video starring a “concerned citizen” who just happened to be the previous State Director of the...

Terrified Glynde residents flee after active volcano discovered in area

15 May, 2020

15 May, 2020

TRENT BARTLETT Residents of the inner north-eastern suburb of Glynde are reportedly fleeing the area in droves after an active...

14 year old comedic genius invents the nickname “Colon Aids”

19 March, 2020

19 March, 2020

A Hackham West teenager has taken Adelaide’s southern suburbs by storm after creating a hilarious crude nickname for Colonnades shopping...

Comments
Leave a Reply

Discover more from Adelaide Mail

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading