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Brand new Gawler line trains somehow already tagged

DAN SCHMIDT

After finally finding a 42 kilometre extension cord at Paramount Browns, it seems that the brand new trains along the Gawler line will be set to run from this Sunday, Sundo. However, it seems that there is now a slight hitch for the new electric train carriages.

‘I don’t understand how this happened’, said the projects electrification and procrastination manager Elle Ecktrik.

“These are brand new trains, nobody has even stepped foot in them yet. I don’t get it.”

Regardless of how it’s happened, the interior each and every carriage is tagged, etched, stickered and graffed from top to bottom.

‘Well it’s too late to clean it now’, said Elle ‘I guess at least returning Gawler line commuters will feel a sense of familiarity’.

‘Also, shhh, listen…Hear that? Is…is that Kerser? We don’t even have the speakers hooked up yet, what’s going on?!’

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