Researchers have found that nearly a third of all South Australian divorces can be contributed directly to a single source, the Gepps X Homemaker Centre.
It seems that many couples who venture into the incredibly poorly designed outlet will either leave fighting, angry, divorced, or perhaps even worse, with a bunch of shit from Harris Scarfe that they didn’t need anyway.
“We’ll just walk to the next shop.”
“No, it’s too far and hard to cross traffic, let’s drive.”
“No, let’s walk, the parking here sucks.”
“But I don’t want to walk back!”
“And I don’t want to be married any more!”
Whilst the allure of an array of household goods at regular retail prices all in one extremely vast place is enticing for young homeowners and other idiots, many shoppers don’t realise the immense toll that looking looking at flooring, furniture and whitegoods will have on a relationship.
Marriage experts recommend attending only on a full stomach and just picking the first thing you see that looks decent enough, much like you did when selecting a partner.
Bunnings play-centre also correlated with adult eardrum damage (screaming kids in a tin shed)