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Introducing O-Bet! A gambling app for betting on when the next car drives on the O-Bahn

DAN SCHMIDT

After failing to find financial success in the overcrowded scummy news industry, Adelaide Mail are changing direction by attempting to find financial success in the overcrowded scummy betting industry.

O-Bet is the exciting new gambling app specifically for Adelaide punters who love talking about their multis and power-plays and cash-outs and whatever else they like to talk about to justify their growing problem.

O-Bet not only allows users to guess the date and time the next car will be driven on the O-Bahn tracks, but punters can pair this with car-model and driver demographic to maximise potential returns.

‘I’m loving O-Bet!’ said debt-enthusiast, Cassie Noh ‘I almost got the Tuesday-Camry-Elderly trifecta last week. I’d doubling down this week with the Monday-Volvo-Tourist bonus bet’.

‘It’s so much more fun than betting on the races’, said another user, Poh Keayes ‘Because now I can bet on actual races. Y’know, the human kind. Wanna guess which one is favourite this week?’

Due to legality reasons, O-Bet will be launched for public use via the dark web, Telegram, and MSN (Modbury Server Network).

Be sure to keep an eye on our official O-Bahn Counter to ensure you stay up to date with top stats

gamble responsibly.

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