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Farmers Union branded blood glucose meters to hit On The Run shelves in 2019

Capitalising on the effect of the nation’s highest iced coffee consumption, Farmers Union has taken the bold initiative of developing a blood sugar level monitor aimed at those who frequently consume their product.

‘We obviously have a strong brand recognition throughout the state, so encouraging those to take check of their sugar levels is important to us’, stated a Farmers Union spokesperson.

‘We will launch this product as a giveaway with our upcoming special of three 750 mL Farmers Union Iced Coffees and a Snickers for $8 at any On The Run outlet’.

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