The White House has reportedly broadened its probe into escalators following Donald Trump’s second embarrassing escalator-based mishap within a 24 hour period. This time as he and the First Lady attempted to make the walk from Adelaide Railway Station to Hindley Street.
In a wide-ranging speech given over the course of 40 minutes at the lady behind the sushi counter, Trump repeatedly claimed that the faulty escalators were the work of “Antifa”, “probably had autism” and that he had ended “seven unendable wars”.
The President continued rambling despite a malfunctioning teleprompter as the sushi shop attendee desperately tried to decipher his order.
“These are the two things I got from Station Arcade, a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter and I’ll have a cheeseburger, I’ve seen broken arcades before, but not like this, very embarrassing, other arcades are laughing, incredible failure, like that other failure Jimmy Kimmel, and have you seen the renovations in the White House ballroom?”
The Station Arcade escalators are once again closed, this time to be taken outside and aired out.
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