Exactly one minute after the Clearway ends, Kurralta Park resident Ash Ford is parked for the rest of the day on the citybound side of Anzac Highway.
His reason? Evidently only for the pure joy he gets out of annoying other motorists, commuters and cyclists.
‘Oh, I don’t need to park here’, Ash told Adelaide Mail reporters with a big smile on his face ‘I’m not visiting anyone or lacking a car space of my own, it’s just for the thrill I get of knowing I’m making everyone’s day just a little bit more inconvenient’.
“Sure, I could have just parked in that side street twenty metres away, but where’s the fun in that?”
Ash plans to leave his car there for nearly a full 24 hours until the bikeway opens at 7:30am again.
When asked what he planned to do with his time without a car, Ash responded ‘Oh, you know. Just normal everyday things that normal people like me do. Today I’ve got to push some pedestrian lights without crossing them, then go to the RAH just to have a look around, after that stop by some city caryards just to tell the salesmen how much more I know about the cars than them, and tonight I’ll call up Andrew Reimer on fiveAA. You know, just regular stuff’.
Thanks for the opportunity to comment on this.
what the actual?
Ash Ford🤣 Sure he’s from Kurralta Park and not Ashford.
It was hectic today. Pheeewwww!
What a wanker
What a wanker
Dan you are a idiot get a job and stop being a pain in the arse
All I have to say is you r a real dickhead your parents must be real proud of you
He’s just a fuckwit retard!
What is happening with his head. He needs to be in Glenside for assessment.
I love it taking the p*** out of this conservative town!!
We can’t teach damn, can we?
Now that you have revealed his name, what he looks like and his car …I am positive that there will be a few people who will track him down and ruin his car just to give him a taste of his own medicine – of course I am not encouraging and condoning this type of behaviour, just making an observation.
Fair enough, we wish everyone the best of luck in finding Ash Ford.
Sounds like a challenge?? Something tells me that little brat won’t be getting the last laugh 😂
Gorilla glue helps in sticky situations with slippery things but what a old person with dementia know about that.
Twat
What a f@#k wit, karma will serve him well, than he’ll be crying poor.
Obviously he has NPD (narcissistic personality disorders). There’s no treatment or cure for this mental disability. This human like creature can be best described as a human garbage. No need for vindication guys, he’s already doomed to fail.