6 October, 2022

Buffalo replica replica to honour memory of Buffalo replica

Just hours after it was announced that Glenelg’s landmark Buffalo restaurant would be demolished due to its state of disrepair, plans have been made public for a replica of the replica ship to be built on the banks of the Patawalonga.

The original replica Buffalo restaurant was built as a tribute to a 19th Century Royal Navy ship. Half-frozen onion rings and seafood extender salad would be served as a fitting reminder of the two lives lost when the original Buffalo met its fate off the coast of New Zealand in 1840.

This is what we’re gunna build once the Buffalo replica replica is demolished. Say hello to the HMS Buffalo Replica Replica Replica

Epsom Goldcock from the Buffalo Preservers and Parakeet Fanciers Association told the Adelaide Mail that the replica replica’s design will perfectly replicate the existing replica on the same site that it currently stands.

‘Work will begin almost immediately once the original replica has been demolished’, Goldcock told Adelaide Mail. ‘The moment that demolishers are off-site, we’ll move in to build a new Buffalo and it’s going to be a perfect re-creation of the current restaurant. Right down to the rotting wood and the white ant infestation. Everything will be exactly the same’.

When questioned about the longevity of re-creating a failed business with a new structure built to be in a state of disrepair immediately, Goldcock responded ‘nah, see we’ve future-proofed it. This is what we’re gunna build once the Buffalo replica replica is demolished. Say hello to the HMS Buffalo Replica Replica Replica’.

Related Posts

Gawler line revealed to have nation’s lowest headphones-to-phone ratio

8 October, 2019

8 October, 2019

A new study has revealed that Adelaide’s northernmost train line leads the country in instances of mobile phones playing loud,...

Crows fans starting to think this may not entirely be the fault of umpires

17 August, 2020

17 August, 2020

The one long-standing tradition of the Adelaide Football Club fan-base has been blaming umpire decisions for losses. However, with 12...

CBD skateboarders disappointed at lack of actual ramp outside RAH

9 November, 2018

9 November, 2018

Dozens of skateboarders gathered outside the Royal Adelaide Hospital Emergency Department yesterday as news spread about a new ramp near...

“Melbourne is so much better” says girl who couldn’t afford to live there

16 July, 2019

16 July, 2019

Having recently moved back to Adelaide after a brief stint in Australia’s most consistently overcast city, polaroid photography student Edith...

Keith Martyn’s 2022 South Australian Almanac painfully blunt yet precise

11 January, 2022

11 January, 2022

The Prince of Pascals, Keith Martyn, has once again accurately summarised South Australian circumstances in his annual (yearly) almanac. Whilst...

Vegetarian laughed out of Hahndorf pub

22 August, 2018

22 August, 2018

After folding to her friends’ pressure, lifelong vegetarian Kate N. Speck agreed that she could ‘probably find something’ on the...

Dover Gardens man with a cold ends up in taxi to Novar Gardens

14 October, 2019

14 October, 2019

After leaving after-work Friday drinks in the city early because they were feeling a little under the weather, Al Lurgey...

REVEALED: Pelicans actually prefer to shop at TTP

13 November, 2019

13 November, 2019

As part of Adelaide Mail’s “you should know this” investigative journalism article series, where we expose secrets from around South...

Murray Bridge Bunyip first South Australian to apply for voluntary euthanasia

19 June, 2021

19 June, 2021

With the voluntary euthanasia bill passing in South Australia, one South Australian is putting their haggard green claw up to...

Girl lasts until 2nd winery pretending to care about tasting wine

27 January, 2019

27 January, 2019

Brooke Dogtram likes to think that wine tours are about more than just getting day-drunk for a nominal fee of...

Old mate puts Holden badge on new Camaro

30 July, 2019

30 July, 2019

With the release of American muscle-car the Chevrolet Camaro to Australia, avid Holden fan Beau Ghan was excited to somehow get...

Adelaide 36ers to change name to “Adelaide BCers” to honour traditional landowners

8 September, 2020

8 September, 2020

MATT FREEMAN With the Washington Redskins finally realizing the bloody obvious, that their nickname is actually racially offensive, the Adelaide...

Man successfully connects to AdelaideFree wifi network

5 November, 2018

5 November, 2018

In what has been described as a once in a lifetime technological phenomenon, city worker Simon Line has defied astronomical...

Port performs angry costume change to make their closing argument through the power of song

9 May, 2021

9 May, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT The Port Power Football Club have turned up the heat in their enduring fight to wear their favourite...

Local wheelie bin maintains and confirms SAFM still rocks Banksia Park

21 June, 2021

21 June, 2021 1

Decades after the heyday of the SAFM Black Thunders gracing suburban Adelaide streets handing out icy-cold cans of expired cola,...

Comments

Leave a Reply

%d bloggers like this: