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Category: <span>Environment</span>


NANNY STATE GONE MAD! Asbestos sand to be replaced with safer plutonium dust across SA schools

17 November, 2025

17 November, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT A controversial trial to contaminate coloured sand with asbestos in sandpits across SA preschools has come to an...

If bees are going extinct, why are we still seeing this idiot everywhere?

8 October, 2025

8 October, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT South Australians have called for more ambitious targets to increase climate-changing fossil fuel emissions to better combat the...

Government throws the best ever foam party on the Glenelg shore

3 October, 2025

3 October, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT Crowds flocked to Glenelg this week after the South Australian Government announced it would no longer refer to...

Fish species officially extinct as algal bloom lands deadly blow on South Australian marine life

2 September, 2025

2 September, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT South Australia’s marine ecosystem has taken another hit, with scientists confirming the extinction of the state’s most important...

Adelaide music fan about to pretend to be really into some washed-up 90s band for a few months

1 August, 2025

1 August, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT Fan of going to things because they’re on, Somerton Park resident Granvil Gesticulate has revealed his intent to...

Fed Govt announces $500m emergency response to solve algal bloom crisis in…some Sydney fountain

25 July, 2025

25 July, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT The Federal Government has unveiled a $500 million emergency response package to combat the algal bloom crisis ravaging...

Mysterious Port Adelaide dome’s content revealed: It was Tim Noonan in there all along!

6 November, 2023

6 November, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT The owners of the mysterious white dome that appeared in Port Adelaide (before being blown away in a...

Local woman caught lustfully gazing at Hindmarsh Square tree again

29 September, 2023

29 September, 2023

A local MILF in your area who wants to meet you but you never click on the popups has once...

Two hour line to smell putrid flower proves there’s still heaps to do in Adelaide

10 January, 2023

10 January, 2023

Sydney may have the Harbour, Melbourne may (wrongly) have the Formula One, and Perth may have whatever it is they...

Torrens Paddleboats now come with optional Hazmat Suit hire

12 July, 2022

12 July, 2022

With the River Torrens looking like absolute scunge recently (even by Torrens standards), the Paddleboat hire operators are now offering...