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Woman joins Port Elliot Bakery line now hoping to get lunch for Easter Sunday

31 March, 2021

31 March, 2021

With the traditional Easter Adelaide mass exodus about to begin, the Fleurieu Peninsula will soon be overrun by metropolitan Adelaide’s...

FIVEaa now adds diversity to presenter lineup by hiring a half Italian guy

29 March, 2021

29 March, 2021

The overdue sacking of Jeremy Cordeaux, a silly little man who got drunk and then behind the wheel repeatedly, has...

Bogged Popeye blocks River Torrens trade route

25 March, 2021

25 March, 2021

One of South Australia’s most tolerated icons has found itself stuck in Adelaide’s main trade route, the River Torrens. Causing...

Haigh’s still trying to make the Easter Bilby a thing, it’s not going to be a thing

23 March, 2021

23 March, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT Long after every other Australian had forgotten about the ill-fated attempt at introducing Easter Bilbies as a thing...

Dangerfield tells tribunal Crows showed him “No Respect, No Respect At All”

23 March, 2021

23 March, 2021

As news breaks that Geelong Cats star Patrick Dangerfield will miss three AFL games for a careless hit on Adelaide’s...

Humphrey B Bear says cancel culture has killed opportunities for mute, pantsless bears on TV

22 March, 2021

22 March, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT Australia’s most famous boater hat-wearing anthropomorphic bear has broken his decades-long silence to add to the chorus of...

South Australians go into three-month, self-imposed lockdown following end of Fringe

21 March, 2021

21 March, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT Adelaideans have retreated into their annual, self-imposed lockdown for a quarter of the year following the end of...

“Never doubted ‘em” says Crows fan who chopped up membership after his seats were moved for 2021

20 March, 2021

20 March, 2021

TRENT BARTLETT Former Adelaide Football Club member Jesper Cantankeron maintains that his faith in his footy club never wavered, despite...

Any Crows fans under 60 eligible for Junior Membership

20 March, 2021

20 March, 2021

As the Adelaide Crows attempt to go back-to-back in the 2021, the club has restructured its membership plans to better...

Vaccine now offered to anyone 70 or over. 98% of Victor Harbor to be inoculated by next week.

18 March, 2021

18 March, 2021

As the COVID-19 vaccination roll-out enters the next phase, any person over the age of 70 is eligible for the...