- Premier seen pacing hallways in cold sweats after almost going 36 hours without announcing a sporting event
South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas has reportedly been found pacing the halls of Parliament House in a drenched polo shirt... - PAC old scholar FURIOUS at mere suggestion he went to Saints for some reason
TRENT BARTLETT An enraged former student of Adelaide’s prestigious Prince Alfred College has slammed suggestions that he attended the equally-esteemed... - New school zone speed limits “definitely not revenue-raising” says new Police Commissioner, a six-foot tall Fabergé egg
South Australia’s new 40km/h school zone speed limits have come under fire, with motorists labelling them “confusing”, “pointless” and “why... - GOTCHA! – FOI documents reveal Premier refused to drink glass of seawater during algal bloom crisis
TRENT BARTLETT New Freedom of Information documents circulated by satirical newspaper ‘The Advertiser’ have revealed an embarrassing blunder that was... - Adelaide Oval to cover $4m operating loss by raising beer prices to $26K for schooner of mid-strength
TRENT BARTLETT In a sensible economic move bound to curry the favour of all Adelaide Oval patrons, the stadium’s management...
