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Category: <span>Transport</span>


Entire train deeply confused by passenger getting off at Chidda

28 October, 2025

28 October, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT In a completely unprecedented situation, a passenger on a Gawler Central-bound train has alighted at Chidda Railway Station....

Liberals clarify public transport proposal: “No, no we want to SELL our trains and trams for 50c”

22 September, 2025

22 September, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT The South Australian Liberal party has clarified what they meant by their ’50 cent public transport’ proposal that...

South Road roadworks to be Heritage Listed

27 August, 2025

27 August, 2025

The South Road roadworks in Adelaide have been granted heritage status by the State Heritage Infrastructure Trust, a decision celebrating its longstanding presence in the cultural landscape. While some commuters express mixed feelings, this listing ensures the roadworks' preservation, allowing future generations to experience similar traffic inconveniences.

Entire city collectively forgets how to drive

24 June, 2025

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With the unprecedented event of what is scientifically known as “water falling from the sky”, Adelaide motorists have evidently just...

The Advertiser once again proves why it’s so important to support journalism with a report on…speed bumps

16 June, 2025

16 June, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT Satirical newspaper The Advertiser has given us yet another reminder of the importance of journalism, filing a story...

FIVEaa caller still blaming “woke Frome st bike lane” for most of the things he’s angry about

4 June, 2025

4 June, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT A long-time FIVEaa listener and long-time caller, has pinpointed the downfall of western society to one 1.1km piece...

Train carriage at new Burnside Camilla store lets locals experience public transport without going anywhere near the type of people who catch trains

1 June, 2025

1 June, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT Burnside Village’s updated Camilla boutique store has solved the public transport problem that has been plaguing the eastern...

New public transport solution for Hahndorf traffic woes found – OBahndorf!

7 November, 2024

7 November, 2024

TRENT BARTLETT After sitting in traffic on Hahndorf’s main street for at least thirty seconds on a Sunday afternoon, Adelaide...

Absolute heroes pull into far left lane to stop at Lower North East and Darley Road lights

11 October, 2024

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Lower North East Road motorists know the Darley Road intersection far too well, mainly due to the regular sightings of...

Guy who always tries James Congdon South Road shortcut reckons it works almost half the time

17 July, 2024

17 July, 2024

Local man of impatience, Aaron Gunt, has once again fallen victim to his own hubris and cockheadedness at the intersection...