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Botanic Garden’s corpse that smells like flowers not as popular as flower that smells like a corpse for some reason

15 January, 2026

15 January, 2026

TRENT BARTLETT The Adelaide Botanic Garden is set to welcome thousands of visitors* in anticipation of catching a look and...

Next 8 hours of office chat reserved for ‘that weather yesterday’

3 November, 2025

3 November, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT When the most interesting thing to happen to the typical office employee between the hours of 5pm and...

Historians confirm Ice Arena’s hire skates date back to Huronian ice age, still awaiting their first sharpening

17 October, 2025

17 October, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT Carbon dating has revealed that the hire skates available at Thebarton’s Ice Arena skating rink date back to...

Dad starts saving good Pageant spot now

12 October, 2025

12 October, 2025

With less than one month until the 2025 Christmas Pageant kicks off, father of three, Doug Float, is dedicated to...

Council looks to landlords for lessons on dealing with housing crisis…by evicting people sleeping in tents in parks

30 September, 2025

30 September, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT Councils around Adelaide have begun doing their part to fight the housing crisis, by evicting dozens of people...

Bloke gets his City-Bay training underway with a 40m sprint for the M44 bus

17 September, 2025

17 September, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT Just five months after signing up to run in this Sunday’s City-Bay fun run, Loaf Sedent has begun...

City of Himeji unveils Adelaide Garden

14 May, 2025

14 May, 2025

In a surprising twist of international camaraderie, Adelaide’s sister city, Himeji, Japan, has unveiled its very own “Adelaide Garden”, inspired...

“Adelaide’s so boring” mates already booking their third trip back this year

26 February, 2025

26 February, 2025

A group of Melbourne mates are currently experiencing a severe case of cognitive dissonance (even for Victorians), by continuing to...

Lifelong Athelstone resident still can’t tell difference between Gorge and George

6 June, 2024

6 June, 2024

In an event that has left residents scratching their heads and emergency services mildly inconvenienced, Athelstone resident Ethel Stone has...

“Thanks Optus!”, FIVEaa listener laments wasted morning spent unable to text what “he reckons”

8 November, 2023

8 November, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT With the full scale of this morning’s Optus outage still to be fully understood, sociologists are urging the...