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Author: <span>Trent Bartlett</span>


“Same time next year, then?” Spring Gully make date to catch up with administrators again next November

26 November, 2025

26 November, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT The new owners of Spring Gully Foods have vowed to not forget about the South Australians who were...

Complete Success! Remaining CBD shops to become convenience stores by end of day

21 November, 2025

21 November, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT In what the City of Adelaide is calling “a landmark achievement in business diversity,” officials today confirmed that...

NANNY STATE GONE MAD! Asbestos sand to be replaced with safer plutonium dust across SA schools

17 November, 2025

17 November, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT A controversial trial to contaminate coloured sand with asbestos in sandpits across SA preschools has come to an...

Channel Nine reveals real reason behind Kate Collins’ axing: “We need the money to buy more shitty real estate shows for 9Life”

12 November, 2025

12 November, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT Channel Nine has revealed their true motivations behind the axing of Kate Collins along with dozens of other...

AFL introduces wildcard round to give Crows two more chances to crash out of the finals

10 November, 2025

10 November, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT The Australian Football League has announced the biggest shakeup to its finals system in over two decades with...

Confused, elderly tourist takes wrong turn, drives his unroadworthy vehicle on to O-Bahn tracks

8 November, 2025

8 November, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT An elderly tourist claims that he must have taken a wrong turn somewhere in the city before driving...

Youth crime skyrockets around CBD, reports of large spikes in on-street vandalism, chalk graffiti

8 November, 2025

8 November, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT Adelaide has been hit with a sharp rise in youth crime along one specific stretch of CBD streets....

SA Liberals also announce free house for every South Australian under new “Doesn’t Matter, We’re Not Getting Elected Anyway” policy

6 November, 2025

6 November, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT The South Australian Liberal Party have announced a generous new housing policy which would see all South Australians...

Christmas Pageant updated to take faster, more efficient route

5 November, 2025

5 November, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT Adelaide’s Christmas Pageant has been updated to take a more efficient, faster route which will take it out...

Next 8 hours of office chat reserved for ‘that weather yesterday’

3 November, 2025

3 November, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT When the most interesting thing to happen to the typical office employee between the hours of 5pm and...