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Port’s 2021 five-year plan not yet a failure, club now aiming to win three premierships by Sunday

12 February, 2026

12 February, 2026

TRENT BARTLETT Almost five years on from the release of their bold roadmap to win three premierships and attract 100,000...

Supercars once again prove relevance by booking band who hasn’t released decent album for 35 years

10 February, 2026

10 February, 2026

TRENT BARTLETT Organisers of Adelaide’s Superloop 500 have once again demonstrated their firm grasp on the cultural pulse of modern...

Stage one of Tour Down Under won by some 40 year old Dad with a DUI on an e-bike

22 January, 2026

22 January, 2026

TRENT BARTLETT Crowds lining Tanunda streets for the Tour Down Under were treated to the sight of a local claiming...

Thousands of South Australians suddenly report hearing constant high-pitched whining noise in ears

16 December, 2025

16 December, 2025

Panic swept across the state this morning as thousands of South Australians reported hearing a persistent, high-pitched whining sound in...

AFL introduces wildcard round to give Crows two more chances to crash out of the finals

10 November, 2025

10 November, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT The Australian Football League has announced the biggest shakeup to its finals system in over two decades with...

Crows announce new 2026 “Straight Sets” membership: Pay for two games, show up to none

15 September, 2025

15 September, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT Just days after being knocked out of the 2025 AFL Finals Series, the Adelaide Football Club has unveiled...

New North Adelaide golf course to feature deeper bunkers for hiding Saudi human rights abuses

23 July, 2025

23 July, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT Adelaide Mail has been given a sneak peek at the redesign plans for the North Adelaide Golf Course,...

Australia-US tensions ease as LAPD also shoot Kane Cornes with rubber bullet

11 June, 2025

11 June, 2025

TRENT BARTLETT In a symbolic gesture of reconciliation, the Los Angeles Police Department has reportedly fired a rubber bullet at...

BREAKING: LIV Golf to be held at Valley View Par 3 in 2026

17 February, 2025

17 February, 2025

Adelaide's LIV Golf tournament, initially set for North Adelaide Golf Course until 2031, has been moved to Valley View Par 3 for 2026 due to strong resident opposition. LIV Golf CEO Greg Norman expressed disappointment while highlighting Valley View's readiness, igniting mixed reactions from local residents about economic impacts.

Malinauskas accidentally spends $125M on “luring Adelaide United” to SA, despite hosting games since 2003

29 October, 2024

29 October, 2024

TRENT BARTLETT South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas has been heralded as a saviour of soccer in Adelaide by the members...