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Tea Tree Gully over 35’s Masters also bid to be 20th AFL team if AFL allow beers on bench

4 April, 2024

4 April, 2024

With the announcement that Norwood is keen to become the next AFL team, another local team (albeit much older and...

North Adelaide church site to become new North Adelaide LeCornu site

2 April, 2024

2 April, 2024

Local billionaire Con Makris has acquired the Lutheran Church site in North Adelaide, exploiting a little-known property law. He plans to revive the property with his signature touch, promising ramshackle fencing, inaction, and overgrown weeds. North Adelaide residents can expect his familiar development style at the new location.

With Splendour cancelled, one infamous SA festival returns to save the music scene

28 March, 2024

28 March, 2024

The cancellation of Splendour In The Grass has left a giant hole in Australia’s festival scene, however one SA music...

To make up for skipping Adelaide, Taylor Swift releases new track “All Two Wells” (SA Version)

14 February, 2024

14 February, 2024

Fresh on her way from the Superbowl afterparty, Taylor Swift’s private jet has touched down about 40 kilometres north of...

“Cyclists take up so much room” says man from 4 metre wide Emotional Support Vehicle

16 January, 2024

16 January, 2024

As the annual summer surge of spanex sporters stuffing suburban street spaces starts, so do complaints from motorists that cyclists...

“These cars think they own the road” says ninth cyclist out from the kerb

16 January, 2024

16 January, 2024

Travelling at a blistering speed of 31 k’s per hour through peak hour traffic, a group of middle-aged middle-managers who’ve...

Port Adelaide Council sets Birkenhead Bridge to HARD MODE for the day

15 January, 2024

15 January, 2024

TRENT BARTLETT The Birkenhead Bridge’s difficulty level has been reset to a difficulty level of ‘novice’ following complaints from a...

Burnside Village Christmas tree also dies somehow

21 December, 2023

21 December, 2023

In a scene reminiscent of a decade past, another tree has met its demise in Adelaide’s fourth least-worst shopping centre....

Snowflakes triggered by scoreboard change seriously look like they couldn’t bat for shit

27 November, 2023

27 November, 2023 1

The iconic Adelaide Oval scoreboard has been updated as the Strikers are set to host the WBBL final this weekend....

Enigma Bar sadly closes right before “break_stuff_linkin_park_nu_metal_rock_korn_slipknot.mp3” LimeWire download finally finishes

15 November, 2023

15 November, 2023

Since opening in 1999, Adelaide’s premier metal, punk, and flaking paint venue has been entertaining local patrons with some great...