Tag: <span>barossa</span>
Barossa local, who definitely has bigger things to worry about now, is angry you’re saying NuriOOPTA
Of all the things that a Barossa Valley resident could be getting angry at right now, Larry Hyphen-Colon has chosen...
First stage of Tour Down Under won by lost Uber Eats rider
Today the Barossa hosted the first men’s stage of the Tour Down Under, a gruelling 150 kilometre slog even for...
Breaking News
- Stage one of Tour Down Under won by some 40 year old Dad with a DUI on an e-bikeTRENT BARTLETT Crowds lining Tanunda streets for the Tour Down Under were treated to the sight of a local claiming...
- Turns out Trump has been mistaking Greenland for Greenhills Adventure Park this whole timeTRENT BARTLETT US President Donald Trump has confirmed he has been accidentally pursuing the purchase of Greenland after years of...
- Botanic Garden’s corpse that smells like flowers not as popular as flower that smells like a corpse for some reasonTRENT BARTLETT The Adelaide Botanic Garden is set to welcome thousands of visitors* in anticipation of catching a look and...
- “As Premier I am prevented from directing the Board”, says Premier days after directing Festival boardTRENT BARTLETT Premier Peter Malinauskas has set off on a media blitz to educate South Australians on laws prohibiting the...
- Thousands of South Australians suddenly report hearing constant high-pitched whining noise in earsPanic swept across the state this morning as thousands of South Australians reported hearing a persistent, high-pitched whining sound in...





