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Heart-warming: Man aims to make Southern Expressway safer by driving 10km’s under limit in right lane

13 November, 2023

13 November, 2023

In an innovative and heart-warming attempt to increase road safety, one unsung local hero, Moe Trist of Seaford Meadows, has...

“Thanks Optus!”, FIVEaa listener laments wasted morning spent unable to text what “he reckons”

8 November, 2023

8 November, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT With the full scale of this morning’s Optus outage still to be fully understood, sociologists are urging the...

Mysterious Port Adelaide dome’s content revealed: It was Tim Noonan in there all along!

6 November, 2023

6 November, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT The owners of the mysterious white dome that appeared in Port Adelaide (before being blown away in a...

“Should be fine”, says Year 12 now counting exactly how many hours left to start revising for tomorrow’s exam

6 November, 2023

6 November, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT As Year 12 teachers continue to peddle the lie that students should be starting to wind down their...

Local supermarket accused of $20 million in wage theft wants our pity over some stolen steaks

2 November, 2023

2 November, 2023

An unnamed supermarket chain has once again sent out a stack of media releases and social media messages informing the...

“SA needs more live music” says Harvest Rock punter before ignoring live music for another 6 months

30 October, 2023

30 October, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT Music promoters have been left wondering whether there might still be life in Adelaide’s schedule of touring international...

Nova 919 adds unprecedented THIRD song to their playlist

23 October, 2023

23 October, 2023 1

TRENT BARTLETT In what is being described by industry experts as “this must be some mistake”, purveyors of both inane...

St Bernards Fruit & Veg guy doing all he can to help us feel no guilt about shopping at ALDI

17 October, 2023

17 October, 2023

TRENT BARTLETT A Rostrevor-based internet fruit and vegetable salesman has continued his long-running efforts to boost the sales of multinational...

Stirling Woolworths fire causes $15 million damage as four trolleys of groceries destroyed

16 October, 2023

16 October, 2023 1

Shoppers were evacuated from the Stirling Woolworths store after a large fire broke out yesterday afternoon, thankfully with no injuries...